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Happy Chanukwah. Channakuhah. Channahanneehu? Chewbaccah. Anyway, happy Jewish days. Get out the menorah and dust off the bottles of Manischewitz. Tonight we’re joined by twice the Tom Joolery. We have Chef and Jeff, both Jews. Both Jews that don’t really know much about anything Jewish. It’s like they’re just phoning it in. What would your ancestors think, guys? Show a little enjewsiasm for your religion. It’s time to jewnite and work together. Throw some Kosher mu...more

Have you ever had one of those days? One of what days? Oh, right. You know. One of those days where nothing goes right, and people are constantly messing with your life. So many people just keep screwing you over that you start to think you’re on a new season of Punk’d - one where they play pranks on normal, non-important people, rather than celebrities. Basically Candid Camera. Or The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Or Boiling Point. It’s been done a million times. The point is, don...more

Patrick receives a gift from a fan in the form of a revolutionary new technology that helps you sleep cooler than ever. Will it work? Is it as ridiculous as it’s name? Basically it’s a bag of water. Who wants to sleep on a bag of water? People with waterbeds, I suppose. Regardless, this thing claims to be an awesome pillow, but we’ve got a hunch it’s a sham! Skidoo!

It’s a show with just Patrick and Roy. I bet you’ve been dreaming about a show like this. Just two guys doing stuff, like guys do. We talk about fecal matter quite a bit, including a woman who had to ingest her daughter’s excrement in order to survive. We also talk about a new game show coming to Fox this January, where sparks are sure to fly. Couple that with some remarks by Patrick that are sure to piss off Roy’s wife, and we tie the bow on this so-called show.

IIn this show, the gang talks about Christmas, the new year, and things not to do during the holidays. For instance, don’t stab the people you love for looking at presents early. Don’t electrocute yourself hanging Christmas lights. Don’t try to cut around traffic if you might piss of other drivers. Most importantly, and this goes all year long, whether it’s Christmas time or not - you are not now, nor have you ever been, a fire mage. Throwing gasoline on your friends is n...more

Roy joins the show again and helps provide some laughs for the people. We discuss the finer points of mentholyptus cough drops, the NYC comedy scene, and more. Patrick learns a lot about drugs from Roy, who may or may not be an expert on the topic. Who knew that there was a difference between cocaine and crack? Not this guy.

Sometimes people do stupid things, and they get away with it like it was nothing. But sometimes when people behave stupidly, they get a little kick in the ass from karma, and get what they deserve. Like the two young girls that recently tried to cross an interstate here in Florida. It was like a life-sized, eight-lane, reality-based version of Frogger - and guess what? No extra lives. We also talk about Dane Cook’s new hit song, and Nick Starr’s cross-country journey.

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part two of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each. This is the second installment, and we talk about everything from chicken nuggets to movies. Enjoy.

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part four of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each.

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part three of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each.