Nobody Likes Onions

This show covers a lot on the subject of kittas and doggas. Jake has some advice for Patrick on how to handle the trials that come along with women and cats. We also talk about Jake’s major motion picture film project, answer relationship questions from listeners, and tackle an ‘Is It Gay?’ question. We discuss more comedy inside iggys, and, um, stuff.

It’s a pretty big night, right? Three hundred shows is a lot. I mean, when you think about it, that’s like 300 things you’ve downloaded and listened to from us. At least. I mean, if you’re a big fan and all, anyway. Maybe you aren’t though. Maybe this is your fourteenth show. Maybe it’s your eighty-seventh. Who are we to put numbers on things? I mean, what is a number anyway? It’s just a meaningless label for a thing. So did we throw a big party? Did we ...more

Top of the cornin’ to ya! This is a worldly show, where our fearless tour guide is none other than the Kernel himself. Avast ye maties! This is the only Irish/American/Australian corn pirate to sail the seven seas since the dawn of time. Ahoy! Down under! Arrrrgggghhhh! It’s about pirates, and corn, and umbrellas for the heads of the women-folk. Imagination be the word o’ the hour, kids! All aboard who’s going ashore! Plunder!

Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy value as a bag of mulch. And then you call in, try to be funny, and fall on your face in a big pile of failure. We talk about a new black search engine, stupid kids and their lack of talent, and your calls and voicemails. It’s a good time.

The guys get energized with a new drink sponsor, and they decide to give out iloveblow.com t-shirts to all the lady callers. Of course, what would any women’s promotion be with some scamming bitch calling in and trying to run some silly game. We cover news stories in rapid-fire succession. We talk about Chef’s birthday. A woman calls and accuses Patrick of being close-minded when it comes to his disdain for seafood. We also talk about the new NLOL DVD game.

This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We also talk about winning the lottery, getting high, and getting revenge. We talk about a comedy club that has done wrong by Johnny, the stupid podcast they produce, and a web blog that recently took a jab at NLO. Perhaps it’s time for the listeners to rally and let people know what’s what.

It’s a live show with special guest, Sean the Stalker. We talk about Patrick and his new kitty. You should hear him talk to it in baby talk. It’s totally gay. The great debate over the cat name continues, Chef hates Chewy and the cat, and Johnny is neutral on the whole situation. We talk to Dick Masterson, the guy making the rounds on the internet for his strong chastising of women. He is the author of Men Are Better Than Women and recently appeared on the Dr. Phil show. Laughs aboun...more

Patrick gets personal, tries and new energy and lights the room on fire with nonsense. We talk about some news stories where people got killed for ridiculous reasons. We end the show with some voicemails and the complete deconstruction of a song you may or may not have ever heard. I mean, most people probably haven’t, but then again, some people probably. But if you haven’t, you will still enjoy the show. But if you have, you will enjoy it even more. But, again, either way is good. S...more

We didn’t play any April Fool’s Day pranks on you! April Fool’s! Here’s a show where we talk about a myriad of things, like toe nails, guys with claws eating pizza, the new NLOL DVD, and much more. Some stories about Christmas, and looking through your presents before you’re supposed to. Then some old crotchety reporters go at it because they hate each other in real life. Then theres some other stuff about some things, topped off with a little woo woo wakka wakka. I...more

We’re back after not being on for a week with a whiz-bang show. We don’t even know what that means. Joining the guys in the studio today is special guest, comedian Marc Maron. You may have seen Marc on Letterman, Tough Crowd, Comedy Central Presents, HBO, Conan O’Brien, or any other show that has comedians on it regularly. Marc gives us his thoughts on race, politics, current events and more. Definitely check him out when he comes to a comedy club near you.