Breaking Kayfabe

Here it is, guys. The very last episode of Breaking Kayfabe. It’s been an amazing ride from the very beginning, and we want to thank all of you who have made this the most incredible two years of our lives. We’re very proud of everything we’ve done, and we’re happy that we’re going to leave behind a legacy of good times, great jokes, and a positive attitude towards the wild insanity that we all love: pro-wrestling. We’re sorry. We love you. Thank you a...

Fuck, man. This is the second to last show ever. So you better damn well enjoy it. Especially since we almost lost it! Due to a recording error, the second half of this week’s show temporarily disappeared. But it didn’t. So you can hear us talk about Night of Champions, Team Friendship, and our high school gym teacher…again. Fuck you, man. I’m starting a Coach Naked podcast. Check it.

Fabers, Mike Shaw is back! But he’s sick. And so is the other Mike. And Jimmy Rivers is in a car for the first half hour of the show. And both Mikes do a rap. Spada’s is particularly racist. What the fuck is this show? If you can wade through the horrors, the boys do have a very serious discussion about Jerry Lawler and what it actually means to want someone to die. Plus, the ending segment of Raw was brilliant. Give it a listen, kids. Like, this second. Our hits are plummeting for no appa...

Another dry week of news means Michael talks about his retarded cousin and the man who got him into wrestling who also probably would have raped him. Always fun. We are then joined by the adorable Ingrid for the final episode of the Summer of Fabers. We all party hardy (but not like a Hardy because then we would all be morbidly obese and angry and live on the internet) and talk about a lackluster SmackDown (shocking), Vickie and AJ, and OH MY FUCKING ...

Do you want Dean Ambrose to debut? We do. So bad. We’ve got a 250 page forum thread discussing it. It needs to happen. Dean Ambrose is a god and perfect. This week, we are joined by Mr. Not PG and Tessa Fowler, and we discuss Dean Ambrose. Do you like Dean Ambrose? If you don’t, you aren’t a pure wrestling fan and probably like that faggot Stone Cold. Dean Ambrose is our future. Dean Ambrose is the Dean of Professional Wrestling. Kiss him.

Do you like to relax? Chill? Kick back? Be comfy? Well guess what. You will love this week’s show. We are joined by our good pal Roy Allmond to discuss things that involve wrestling. SummerSlam happened, so we saw some Bork Lazer and some Triple Hayche. Raw happened, and CM Punk is back on the fast track to success. Also, James is a prick and hasn’t seen Team America. What the fuck, man?

Hi kids! This week we are joined by THE JURN. You know him. If you don’t, you’re kind of awful. You should bow down to him. What the hell do we talk about this week? AW got fired! That’s fucked up! The Jurn is becoming a wrestler. That is awesome and also basically to be expected. Piper’s Pit was atrocious, the Highlight Reel was delightful, and wrestling was, in general, serviceable. That’s about it. Listen. Please. Okay bye.

This is the 100th episode of Breaking Kayfabe. What an amazing ride it has been. Thank you all for being awesome. This episode is really long, so just listen to the god damn thing.

Holy shit. This week’s episode is brilliant. Or horrendous. All depends on how you like your Breaking Kayfabe episodes. This week we are joined by the erotic Stephen Johnson as we talk about… fuck. I have no god damn idea. We talk about Tout a lot. We also talk about AW making a rape joke, Tensai being racist, and CM Punk’s first heel promo not delivering because everyone chose to fucking ruin it. God damn it, Big Show and John Cena. ...

TAG IN DA PRIME TIME PLAYAZ. TAG IN DA PRIME TIME PLAYAZ. God fucking damn it I love AW. SO HEY this week we don’t have any technical difficulties! Unless you consider a two hour and 20 minute show a technical difficulty. This week we have on a handsome dude named Ash, who just so happened to be at the 1000th episode of Raw in St. Louis. Sweet man. I would. We just freak out about the 1000th Raw forever because it was REALLY FUCKING GOOD. So give it a li...