Would you believe that we were genuinely trying our best to make this a reasonable length? However we had multiple life kurfluffles that caused delays in our recording, and then approximately 9,000 major things happened in bachelor nation! We had to cover so much juicy content before we were even able to start digging into this juicy episode! The remaining men on this season are almost all stellar, and we just know that multiple hearts are going to get broken, which is a bummer. Wishing all the best for most of them! (We are wishing Martin and Chris S sadness and shriveled dicks).