Chapter 5: Clifford the Big Red Dad

Welcome to the pronunciation corner!

This week, we spend some time with The Blossoms which is exactly as fun as it sounds. 

Things get funereal, various passive-aggressive comments are slung by the absurdly rich, and we talk about gym class for a while because discussing Archie's plot-line (such as it is) is That Boring. 

Miranda issues a sincere apology, we get steaming mad about Kevin's characterization (such as it isn't), and also: Hey, Riverdale? You need to stop stealing the names of Evelyn's family members. 

On the bright side, if we merged, we'd become the ultimate sportsperson! 

(P.S. That book Miranda mentioned is called Mick Harte Was Here by Barbara Park.)

 

Content Warnings:

- Attempted suicide

- Emotional abuse

- Funeral/Eulogizing 

- Incest

 

Music: 'Imps' by Mark Revell