Unpleasant Truth. Cyanide. Poetry and Paleontology. Star Wars.

Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:

Comfortable Lies Party Beats Unpleasant Truth Party in Election
Cyanide Cuisine
A Word from Our Sponsors
Poetry and Paleontology
Disney To Bulk-Release Ten Star Wars Movies Every Month

(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)