Things Discussed:
- HAIL TO THE VICTORS 2023!!!!
- Josh Wallace: David Long but normal speed.
- Olivier Nkamhoua: The *Perfect* pickup for them. Sucks that they couldn't add him to Dickinson but he's exactly what they need to reshape this into a switchable defense, and can score and pass.
- Big Ten scheduling: Will announce today that they're going to a flex model with no divisions. Possibility of playing OSU 3x/year. Craig hates being locked in with MSU but we're stuck with them. Brian hates night games. Seth hates replays and advocates again for the Showcase idea where you play the best games that weren't played. Sam thinks this is just a stopgap because they wanted to get rid of divisions that put Purdue in the championship game, and they're not done adding teams. This system won't last more than a year or two.
- Will USC play Michigan? When you join the Big Ten, you get to play Michigan. When Penn State joined the Big Ten, they got to play Michigan. When Michigan State joined the Big Ten, they got to play Michigan. When they formed the Big Ten, it was so Chicago could play Michigan.
- Lionel Messi. Brian has advice for the women of Miami.
