February 26, 2021 - A Pleasant Sharpness

Peter thinks Carla should forgo a business meeting so she can have a takeaway with him, so Carla lies to him and gets bladdered with Jenny, while Ken is annoying about jigsaws. Yasmeen has been collecting envelopes from financial companies and has moved on to the red set, forcing her to conduct business with reasonable bailiffs and an unreasonable bank manager. Despite having a perfectly serviceable sinkhole in their back garden, Gail stores her dead father’s wicker casket in the living room. New Face on the Block, Ronnie, doesn’t do very much this week other than give Paul the nickname Knickers. Dev and Mary decide there’s no better way to prove they’re cool with Asha seeing Nina than with French movies and Cauliflower Wellington. Gary is finding it increasingly difficult to keep a near delirious Johnny safe from his fellow inmates. Leanne employees the services of a Derek Pakora looky-likey to contact Oliver, but Toyah looks to have the measure of the medium. Tim’s Mum buys a chicken. Sam discusses probabilities. Jacob fashions the largest joint in Christendom.