2.24: What in the Renesmee is Happening?

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into one of the most chaotic Season 2 episodes yet: “Sabrina’s Choice.” When Sabrina pits Hilda and Zelda against each other one too many times, the aunts decide to split up—and suddenly Sabrina has to choose which aunt she’ll live with. From floating backpacks and forbidden Lisa Loeb concerts to the horrors of house-divided living, Sabrina faces every teen witch’s worst nightmare: consequences.

 

We walk through the iconic guest appearances from RuPaul and the Kenan & Kel duo, the absolutely unhinged “what-if” future timelines (Libby’s baby, anyone?), Salem’s unwavering commitment to dramatic flair, and the Spellmans’ experimental approach to parenting. We also break down the aunts’ elaborate ruse, the Witch Judge’s unexpected makeover career, and why this entire episode feels like a fever dream in the best possible way.

 

Join us for messy houses, science experiments gone rogue, chaotic hairstyles, and the most dramatic family therapy session the Other Realm has ever seen.