In a spirit of RIPQ, this month we ask: who the hell do Mike & Jon think they are? Do they really expect us to believe they've just been swimming in cottage cheese doing guppy impressions for weeks? What about the rumours of equine stampedes, otter wave-machines, and biological lava lamps? What about the nauseatingly real sense-memories of proto-sub-SubKick, or the crowds of one-fact wonders helping Franz Ferdinand's bassist tie his tie? It all adds up to random squared. Not that this episode has no redeeming features: there's pioneering electronic wholemeal toast, the most ungoogleable show ever, an eerily calm spin cycle, and Donmar's antidote to cubicle nostalgia. But beware the onanistic yodelling of The Worst Record In The World, which may cause you to inflict double damage on your speakers with a pencil. And don't you dare call us offensively inoffensive, or we'll throw you out of Costa's!
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PSTB #39: R2-D2's internal monologue, hair-raising Bulgarian women, and the *other* Montero
PSTB #38: Kentucky-fried Huapango, off-piste DX7, and Don LaFontaine's chewy syllables
PSTB #37: Rotcod Zzaj, faux-Italian solfeggio, and the ultimate hipster flex
PSTB #36: The Skelecaster, THX Zelda, and Kanye's bingo card
PSTB #35: Audio umami, slam-dunking tubas, and the alien guitar womb
PSTB #34: Dubstep rectangles, a glass countertenor, and The Great Tissue Controversy
PSTB #33: Grammy nominations special! (feat. kittens)
PSTB #32: The Elvis schwa, hipster faireez, and an epicly burnt Scotch egg
PSTB #31: Batman's barberpole, Palestrina parties, and lo-res heliox huffing
PSTB #30: The Philuminati, Cadbury's gorilla, and Ozzy's anechoic bat-trap
PSTB #28: Bass fire-hose, 1.237 microBiebers, and the ideal platonic sausage
PSTB #27: Bridgeolian harpjo, carpet-underlay music, and the nuclear kerchief
PSTB #26: Simon Cowell's shock collar, passive-aggressive guitars, and the Sarlaac drum machine
PSTB #25: Hamstering, airborne jacuzzis, and fixing Gal Gadot
PSTB #24: Thumpsy-thumpsy, manual Iron Man, and the end-of-X-Files face
PSTB #23: Thunderfinger Royale, sneezing gnomes, and Friday-sus-Wednesday
PSTB #22: Luthierism, feline schadenfreude, and The Curse Of Happy Village
PSTB #21: Chew Yourself Fit, The Joy Of Theft, and a human Frappuccino
PSTB #20: Bublé's Irish Cream, sleighbell taxes, and The Sucker Punch Of Derision
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