Mortified! Episode 124: Edward Kind of Sucks! (New Moon/Eclipse)

Weeee're back, and this week we're talking about the convoluted Mormon-aphor of the Twilight Saga: New Moon AND Eclipse! Join Aaron and Leyla for their endorsements of Charlie Swan and Dakota Fanning, a rehash of their thoughts on immortality, and how pornography is less horny than these films.

Quileute Tribe Move to Higher Ground
https://mthg.org/

Quileute Tribe Site (Visiting La Push)
https://quileutenation.org/

Twilight But Okayer 
https://twilightbutokayer.tumblr.com/post/190765580273/in-a-shocking-twist-of-events-melodrama-over

Taylor Lautner's extremely funny TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/@taylor_tay0l/video/7114829272602266886?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7114829272602266886&lang=en

I will not be providing a link to the Twilight dildo, you can Google that yourself.

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