Titanic Tuesday, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 3 June 2025

🎙️ Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid – June 3, 2025

MAGAT Mayhem, FEMA Fiascos & Pride Month Defiance! 🌈💥🚗

Ah yes, my darlings! Pull up a chair, pour yourself a highball, and prepare for three hours of righteous hollerin’ and ferocious truth on this rollickin’ Titanic Tuesday edition of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid. 📻

💸 Fundraising Woes & Wrenches
Roxanne opens the show with heartfelt thanks to the loyal Horn Family Community Congregation while grappling with a busted water pump on her faithful chariot Bianca (a Ford Fusion, no less: No Hate, she reminded). She’s $200 short of knocking out a $500 deficit, all while keepin’ independent progressive radio alive. Tip o’ the hat to subscribers, y’all keep the lights on and the mics hot. Overall, there is a $1100 funding deficit as of June 3rd. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute🔧🚘

📚 Cynthia’s June Literary Challenge
A nugget of wisdom: anyone who wants to be president shouldn't be. Listeners Micah & Asa pin it down (nope, not H.L. Mencken, but close in spirit). A little bit of wit, a dash of anarchy, and a whole heap of truth.

🧠 Titanic Tuesday: Where the MAGATs Sink
Let’s talk ignorance, dears! MAGATs, so-called from a seafaring misinterpretation of "Titanic plates," are skewered like cocktail weenies. Roxanne takes aim at the GOP’s woeful grasp on science, math, and morality.

🌪️ FEMA or Feeble Emergency Management Agency?
FEMA? More like “Foolishly Evading Meaningful Action.” New director David Richardson—a fella more versed in nukes than nor’easters—missed the hurricane forecast seminar and doesn’t plan to change a thing. MAGATs love tearing down what works, and states hammered by tornadoes were told to go pound sand. 🌬️🌊

👩‍🏫 Linda McMahon’s Math Meltdown
Secretary of Education Linda McMahon flubbed the difference between billions and trillions—bless her heart. Roxanne skewers her arithmetic with the precision of a carnival knife thrower and recalls McMahon confusing AI with A1 steak sauce. Grade: F for Flummoxed. 🥩🤖

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month Sparkles Through the Darkness
In Jacksonville, brave souls lit up a bridge in rainbow lights despite DeSantis’ red-white-and-blue-only order. FDOT’s excuse? “Patriotic lighting.” But Roxanne calls it what it is—erasure. 🌈🕯️

🚢 Sinking Harvey Milk's Legacy
The Navy plans to rename the USNS Harvey Milk. Roxanne delivers a blistering rebuke of this MAGAT whitewashing. Pete Kegreth wants to scrub the names of civil rights icons from naval vessels? Poseidon won’t like that! If they botch the ritual, the ship’s cursed. 🧜‍♂️⚓

🕯️ Jonathan Joss: A Tragic Loss
Indigenous actor Jonathan Joss was murdered in San Antonio after a year of hate-fueled harassment. MAGAT apologists call it “not a hate crime,” but Roxanne—and the Human Rights Campaign—beg to differ. Justice must be served. 😡🏹

👩‍⚕️ Abortion Rights Under Siege
A prosecutor south of Roxanne’s holler is itching to charge women for miscarriages. That’s not justice—it’s ignorance in a three-piece suit. 🧠💣

🚨 ICE Goons Sent Packing
San Diego citizens chased off ICE agents with nothing but righteous indignation. Roxanne cheers: now that’s patriotism! 🎆🙌

📖 Jesus, MAGATs & Medicaid Cuts
Caller Joe asks Erick Erickson if Jesus required a work permit to feed the 5,000. Erickson sputters about “individual responsibility,” prompting Roxanne to ask how many people he’s fed lately. Enter Reverend William Barber: “You’re engaging in necropolitics.” Amen, brother! 🥖🐟

👻 Family Feuds & Listener Banter
Roxanne shares a squabble with her sister-in-law over storage units and finances—cue the tea! Listener Dave brings tales of octopus-wielding shop clients, naval curses, and gay panic legal defenses. Tom in San Rafael drops maritime wisdom, while the whole gang mourns Jonathan Joss and girds for MAGAT mischief. 🫖🫱⚓

📣 Finale Fizz
Roxanne signs off with thanks, sarcasm, and a new phrase: felonomics—MAGAT fiscal policy in a nutshell. She urges y’all to stay safe from maggot violence, maggot diseases, maggot hate, and maggot stupidity.

💬 Quotes to Chew On:
📜 “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
🌊 “If you don’t know when hurricane season is, you’re not qualified to run FEMA.”
🏳️ “Godzilla loves you.” (Pride chalk remix)

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🍸 Until next time, my dears—keep your feet dry and your flask full.

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