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These Stories Are Not Real

These Stories Are Not Real

Fiction:Comedy Fiction

J.Doe_MurderofK.C._Ass1_3pmtute

J.Doe_MurderofK.C._Ass1_3pmtute

2020-12-08
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'But a regular brush can't beat a wand. Nothing beats a wand! Except for maybe an easel. Fired at close range. But we'll get to that.' Herein lies an occasionally depraved but largely whimsical...

'But a regular brush can't beat a wand. Nothing beats a wand! Except for maybe an easel. Fired at close range. But we'll get to that.'


Herein lies an occasionally depraved but largely whimsical first-person account of the gruesome murder of Kevin Cassidy. There's a homicide, an artistic showdown, and rainbow electricity. We get what we get and we don't get upset. 

Thanks as always to consulting producer Dr Helen Wolfenden, and @Nicsketches for the artwork.

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