Hello humans. Having regained contact with the human world again via a rusted laptop, Alien and Robot discuss the top news headlines from around the world. Join us as we delve into the latest human affairs; whether it be the strange case of a city in Ukraine having a baby as a mayor, how the USA continues to spiral into endless debt, whether or not Sporking is a profession, and ponder why so many URL links to news articles are broken. If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.