Diddy sentenced to 4 years, Trump’s 6pm hostage ultimatum prompts action, and Portland police arrest a journalist amid Antifa mayhem. We hit the WH response, shutdown spin, and Florida news: Alligator Alcatraz fully funded, a teacher faces discipline over pronouns, Palm Bay’s council clash, and a 107-mph “barber appointment.” Plus cringe campaign ads and the mystery “fireplace” car noise.