In this episode: Stephen returns from his travels and tells the team how he felt at home in the pretension of Venice, and the time he was bald in Turkey, awaiting treatment from the mysterious Dr Koray. Ryan talks about the time he briefly became a stalker in Home & Bargain; and whether he has an inherent scepticism towards the toothless man. Producer Paul returns and reveals why his brother-in-law came to be known as the 'Cushion King', and Ryan quizzes them on their knowledge of literature in the feature he calls, “The Ryan, The Witch and The Wardrobe!" Oh, and Ryan is still desperate for a room in Madrid.
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