E15: UK Lifestyle with Masud Milas

2026-03-20

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, the new podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner and Michael Balazo. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. And the police can’t do a thing about it. This week, Sooz and Michael welcome comedian Masud Milas aboard to talk about what it was like to move to the UK after growing up in both Hong Kong and New Zealand. Masud also opens up about dating a Bulgarian woman, having a Hungarian flatmate, hanging out with pickup artists and drinking bad ale.

This week, Sooz and Michael welcome comedian Masud Milas aboard to talk about what it was like to move to the UK after growing up in both Hong Kong and New Zealand. Masud also opens up about dating a Bulgarian woman, having a Hungarian flatmate, hanging out with pickup artists and drinking bad ale.

Be sure to follow Masud on Instagram!

BUT FIRST: Sooz recaps some recent shows in Southend-on-Sea and London’s Queer Comedy Club. PLUS: another exciting edition of the hit segment "Actual Customer Letters to Wetherspoon News," in which we read genuine letters written to a damn pub.

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If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch classic British animated film Watership Down AND the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.

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Sooz is performing at the Two Brewers in foggy Londontown on March 29. Get your tickets HERE!

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