Episode Twenty-nine: Beyond His Years

October 26, 2020: Pt 1

The party meets and deals with the patriarch of the house, but it takes from them more than expected.

• “You can say more than 25 words in a face to face conversation.”
• “I almost just called you a cunt.”
  “Why stop at almost?”
• “I have a question. Is this because I made fun of the legendary actions while we were fighting the skeletons?”
• “Damnit.”
  “You can’t even avenge me?”
• “Like, ‘Hey, I like your cloak,’ but in infernal so it sounds gross.”
• “He doesn’t seem ticklish, unfortunately.”
• “Did you miss a table?”
  “I rolled a nat 20 on a table…”
• “It needed to happen, to umm, to perform a religious rite.”
• “I love Iolanda so much, and I love how much she trusts that Plainswalker isn’t gonna kill a priest.”
• “For Plainswalker to want to talk that much about anything something seems pretty wrong.”
• “Can I ask you a couple of questions?”
  “Scoop.”
  “You just pick em up?”