Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!
Episodes
4 days ago
4 days ago
Remember in the good ol' days of the pandemic where people were kicked off social media platforms for spreading conspiracy theories that the US paid for "gain-of-function" research? Turns out they were right. If there's a DIY project, there's going to be something stupid & as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain, such was the case in one woman who tried to give herself a fecal transplant. If your place of worship happens to worship Taylor Swift, expect a "High Attendance Sunday". You can also expect a podcast with the word "stupid" in the title to be just that...
Pope Holds Press Conference on Aliens & the Supernatural;
Stupid Criminal: A Grandma Groped Goofy at Disney World;
Indiana Judge Decides That Burritos & Tacos Considered Sandwiches;
Whose Fault Is This? Parents Were Outraged By a Small Business' Abysmal (But Free) "Bluey" Event;
A World Record Attempt for Most People Dressed as Dinosaurs Failed Because Too Many Showed Up;
"Train Karen" Persistently Placed Her Feet On Another Passenger;
A Drunk Driver's Fake ID Said He Was 8 Ft. Tall;
'Passive Aggressive' Flyer Refused to Stand When Seatmate Needed to Use Bathroom;
Swarms of Mormon Crickets Taking Over Roads, Homes: 'You Can't Even Open Up the Door';
Man Surgically Adds 4 Extra Nipples to His Body;
The Hottest New Pool Accessory Is...a $7,000 Underwater Vending Machine;
(Oof!)...Biden Says Maimed American is ‘Here With Us Today’ at Rose Garden Party—Despite Still Being Held By Hamas;
Almost 40% of Webpages From 2013 No Longer Exist;
A Woman Discovered Her Husband Was Cheating...After Their Puppy Swallowed His Mistress' Thong;
Frontier Airlines Passenger Forces Entire Flight to Deboard After Refusing to Comply With Exit Row Instructions;
Woman Went Blind for Weeks After Tattooing Eyeballs: 'But I Did It Again';
Museum Has Largest Gathering of People With Underwear on Their Heads;
Elderly Man Shoves Gas Pump In His While “Pumping” Himself.
Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – My Husband Bought A Cheap Dollar Tree Mother’s Day Gift!" & “Help! – Am I To Blame For My Wife’s Weight Gain?"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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7 days ago
7 days ago
S5E71 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Remember the days when you would remember your deceased loved ones by those old, faded photographs? Well now you can let your great-great-grandchildren interact with you thanks to artificial intelligence! Just because a guy is in a wheelchair & parallelized from the waist down doesn't mean he can use his poopy diaper as an assault weapon! Spending the night in a fine, Las Vegas hotel does not mean you won't find a creepy-crawly stingy thing in your boxer shorts. Some of the stupidity will sting, however, as you'll discover...
Pizza Hut Now Has Burgers...Very Weird Burgers;
A Thief Was Caught...Because of a Footprint in Cajun Seasoning;
McDonald's Customer Handed $580 Ticket for Using App in Drive-Thru;
FL Man Waves Gun at Bartenders Who Told Him Bar Was Closing;
The States That Are the "Most Normal" Are...Illinois & Florida;
How Drunk (& HIGH) Must You Be...To Steal a School Bus & Drives 4 Hours;
Cicadas Are on the Menu for This Stay-at-Home Dad's YouTube Channel.
Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Saturday May 18, 2024
Drag-Racing Mailman, Delivery, & Crime Bites Back--LITERALLY
Saturday May 18, 2024
Saturday May 18, 2024
If only your mail could get delivered as fast as this Postal Worker was going in her mail truck. One delivery driver dropped a out of a package as he handed it to the customer. And a instead of the cop taking a bite out of crime, you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", that it was the crime literally taking a BITE out of the cop! And you have a mouthful of stupidity in this week's episode...
Woman Who 'Identifies as Cat' Upstages Bride's Wedding by Crawling Behind Altar;
A Billionaire Tried to Buy an Instagram Handle, and It Didn't Go Well;
A Guy Threatened to Kill His Surgeon for Giving Him "Near-Constant Diarrhea";
Father/Daughter Held at Police Gunpoint After Typo Causes Wrongful Traffic Stop;
SUV-Sized Radio Flyer Red Wagon Up For Auction;
A Man Attacked a Subway Sandwich Artist for Not Including Enough Ham;
A Restaurant Saw a Forgotten Credit Card, Posted Photos Online, & People Charged $2,000 on It;
Someone Decided To Link NYC & Dublin Via Live Video...Cue The Lewd Displays;
Porch Pirates Are Stealing Packages Out of Homeowners' Hands;
A MI Woman Spent a Year Living Inside a Grocery Store...Sign;
FL Man, In His Underwear, Arrested for Joyriding & Crashing Stolen $100,000 Boat;
JERK of a Guy Accused of Tipping Over Portable Toilet, Trapping Woman & Child Inside;
SENIOR PRANK: Students Hired Bagpiper to Follow High School Principal Around;
GA Man Rides Lawn Mower on Highway While Drinking Beer–Gets A DUI;
Tourists Arrested For Fighting Over Disney World Tickets & a Golf Cart;
(Senior Prank) High School T-P’ed, Plastic-Wrapped & Spray-Painted;
Dirty Tricks: 3 “Bob Fergusons” Filed to Run for Governor of Washington;
Man Paints Fence To Look Like Boat In Malicious Compliance.
Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – Reimbursing For A Wedding Gift After The Marriage Is Annulled?" & “My Teen Daughter Hates My New Boyfriend!"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Wednesday May 15, 2024
Blade-Less Knives, Avatar Dating, & ”Monkey Premium Cereal”
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
S5E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
In the effort to curb violence, they're now making knives without blades. Too shy to go on a first date? Let your AVATAR date for you! Want to jump like LeBron James? Eat like a monkey with "Monkey Premium Cereal"! Can it get more stupid than this? Well...
The Boy Scouts of America Is Changing Its Name
Cat Owner Fumes After Neighbor Sends Note Asking to 'Keep Her Cats Out of the Window';
Marathon Winner Disqualified For Accepting Water From His DAD During Race;
FedEx Fires Employee After Dana White Catches Him Tossing Packages Into Delivery Truck;
Naked IL Man Arrested After High Speed Chase & Biting Officer's Finger;
They Figured Out How To Connect SELFIES To 'Income Inequality';
Who Are the “Pineapples” Buying This $400 Pineapple?
Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Saturday May 11, 2024
Big Nude Boat Cruise, X-Rated Tummy Tat, & A Breastfeeding Husband
Saturday May 11, 2024
Saturday May 11, 2024
Would you like to be out in the middle of the ocean on a boat full of naked people? Would you like to be wearing a tummy tat with a very naughty naked woman positioned strategically around your navel? Would you want your husband to breastfeed? Would you believe the sheer stupidity you'll be hearing in this week's episode?? It's almost too stupid for my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", who has to tell you about some of them...
People Are Getting Scammed Into Buying Seeds of Non-Existent Cat-Face Flowers Generated by AI;
Someone Took a Bite Out of a Package of Bacon at a Grocery Store;
Teenage Pizza Delivery Driver Shot at for Pulling Into Wrong Driveway;
CDC Says 3 Women Diagnosed With HIV After Vampire Facial;
IQ Scores Decline in the US–How Stupid is Your State?
OH Parent in a Bigfoot Costume Forced a School into Lockdown;
In Case You Didn't Know, Roads and Bridges Are Now 'Racist';
Dentist Drove a Dental Implant All the Way into a Guy's Brain;
Have You Heard the "Man or Bear" Question That's Going Super-Viral?
Viral Trends: Is Ordering Dr. Pepper with Pickles Inside a Thing?
People Online Are Eating Whole Lemons, Peel and All;
Brace Yourself: Audio Emojis Are Coming to Phone Calls;
Japanese Rice Balls Rolled in Cute Girls' Armpits Are 10X More Expensive Than Regular Ones;
Snoop Dogg Is Getting His Own College Football Game;
A Thief Had an Elaborate Scheme to Steal & Then Return Stuffed Animals for Cash;
NY Gov. Says Black Kids in the Bronx Don’t Know What the Word ‘Computer’ Means;
FL HOA President Pulls A Gun on Kids Fishing on Property;
Woman Pranks a Guy Who Sent Her an Unsolicited Groin Pic.
Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – My Girlfriend Is Making Me Sick–LITERALLY!" & “Help! – Is Your Children’s Mental Health As Important As Physical Health?"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Wednesday May 08, 2024
Cheeseball Man, Candy Crush Priest, & A Disneyland Mob of Moms Beatdown
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
S5E67 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
If you're looking for instant fame, grab an orange ski mask & the biggest tub of cheese balls you can find. A Mother's Day tribute to all the moms who brawl at the "Happiest Place On Earth". A Pennsylvania Priest who was "powering up"..but not with the Holy Spirit. Take your stupidity to the next level with some of these...
Patrick Mahomes Embraces His 'Dad Bod' in T-Shirts Made in Collaboration With Coors Light;
“AI Priest” Defrocked After Taking Confession & Saying Babies Could Be Baptized in Gatorade;
Progressive Drops Thousands of FL Homeowners 1 Month before Hurricane Season;
Thief Makes Off With More Than $1K–in Deodorant;
Woman Tries Smuggling Meth Into Jail Using 'Private' Hiding Spot;
When FL Siblings Attack: With Fried Chicken;
FL Woman Breaks Into Ex-Husband's Home–Tries to Stab Him in His Sleep.
Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Saturday May 04, 2024
”Pee Stain” Jeans, Mexican Rat Broth, & A Prostate-Helping ”Hand Job”
Saturday May 04, 2024
Saturday May 04, 2024
Back in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after this week's stupid episode, too...
The Cicadas Are so Loud, People Are Calling 911;
Seriously? Sour Patch Kids Oreos;
A Road Rager Threw Spaghetti at a Pregnant Woman;
Life TIP: Vise Grips Are Not a Steering Wheel;
Biden Reads 'Pause' Instruction Off Teleprompter in Speech to Union Members;
Teen Girls Vandalizes Fleet of Pink Cars–Were Caught Twerking on the Hoods;
Hero Neighbor Saves Friend by Driving Over 11-Ft. Alligator That Was Dragging Him Into a Pond;
FL Car Thief Returns Stolen Ashes of Owner's Mom–Keeps Custom Vehicle;
Perrier Had to Scrap Some Bottles...That Were Contaminated with Poo;
WY Girl Scout Gets Fined $400 for Selling Cookies in Her Family’s Driveway;
$29K 'Casket on Wheels' Is Actually a Street-Legal Vehicle;
A Man in Pennsylvania Got a Tax Bill...for $34 Billion;
The NY D.A. Refuses to Pull Over for Police Because She ‘Didn’t Feel Like Stopping’;
UT Couple Reunites with Their Cat–After They Accidentally Shipped It to Amazon;
UT Woman Charged With Sexual Battery For Yanking Down 19-y/o Girl's Skirt in Restaurant to Cover Her Cheeks;
Woman Goes On Epic Rant At LAX Before Realizing She Was At The Wrong Terminal;
Woman Hospitalized After Drinking Buggy Coffee;
Rapist Who Impregnated 14-y/o Girl to Lose His As Part of His Sentence.
Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – Does My Dog Know Something About My New Boyfriend?" & “Help! – Our Long Lost Dog Was Found…With New Owners"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Wednesday May 01, 2024
Washing Shredded Cheese, FL Bare-Footed Gator Wrestler, & DoorDashing To A Nudist
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Wednesday May 01, 2024
S5E65 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
It's the cheesiest idea yet for all the paranoid food freaks out there. FL gator grabber grapples an 8-ft. reptile with his bare feet while taking a break from an ice hockey game. A DoorDash driver refusing to deliver to a nudist faces a penalty for pulling out from her order. And this Bonus episode will deliver a hefty dose of stupidity to get you through the week...
A Woman Accidentally Slapped a Photo of Miley Cyrus on Her Resumé;
(Young, Stupid) FL Teen Shined Laser Pointer At Police Helicopter Because He Was Bored;
A Man Pulled a Gun on a Fast-Food Worker, Who Refused to Accept Drugs as Payment;
You Can Now Buy Your Own Flamethrowing Robot Dog for $10,000;
A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend in the Butt with a Fork;
CA Man Arrested for Grilling in Shopping Cart, Using Sword as Skewer;
Man With Britain's Largest Reveals the 'Downsides'.
Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Saturday Apr 27, 2024
Corn Chip School Suspension, A Corpse Co-Signer, & An 1,100 Mile Ghosted Date
Saturday Apr 27, 2024
Saturday Apr 27, 2024
High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of that type of stupidity this week...
End of an Era: Reclining Airplane Seats Are Being Phased Out;
A Man Could Get 7 Years in Prison...for a Tirade Over a Pumpkin Donut;
Elephant Roams Montana Streets After Escaping Circus;
Drunk Priest Completely Ruins Couple's Wedding With 'Unforgettable' Ceremony;
Memphis Man Tries to Rob Store With a 5-Ft. Snake;
A Person Pretending to Be Aaron Rodgers Conned a Gullible Woman in OH;
(It's Come To THIS)....Group Snatches Bear Cubs Out of Tree Just to Take Selfies With Them;
A 16-y/o Student Suspended For Using "Illegal Alien" On An Assignment;
Oops! Tim Hortons Told Thousands of People They Won a $40,000 Boat;
Squirrel Named 'Furry Boi' Elected to UC Berkeley Student Government;
Louisiana Woman Arrested for Breaking Into Home Seeking Threesome;
A Man Broke a World Record by Ordering a Drink at 120 Bars in 24 Hours;
Jason Kelce Is Strongly Against Underwear: It's 'Problematic to the Freedom My Boys Like to Enjoy';
These Florida Monkeys Could Give You Herpes;
PA Middle Schooler Accused of Attacking Fellow Student with Stanley Cup at School;
(Priorities)...FL Man Didn't Want to Waste a Drop of Beer While Being Held At Gunpoint;
Man Suffers Shocking Double Fracture From Rolling While Sleeping;
Court Fines Man $44 for Claiming a Stranger's Handshake 'Shrunk His '.
Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – A Customer Over-Tipped Me & Now Wants His Money Back" & “Help! – My Server Snatched The Cash I Put On The Table & Called It His Tip?"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
WWE Gender Reveal, Airlines For Dogs, & Paintball DoorCams
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidity to make it through the week...
A High School Student Was Arrested for Impersonating His Principal in a Stunt;
Married Teacher Caught Naked in Car With 17-y/o Student—Who Makes a Run For It In His Skivvies;
Happiness Hack: Try Hugging Yourself for 20 Seconds a Day;
A Man Is Being Harassed...with Endless Pizza;
NH Man Runs Out Of Gas, Fires Gun To Get Someone's Attention;
Walmart Customer SLAMS the Store’s Bakery over Disastrous Frosting Fail;
FL Firefighter Union President Asks Police "Do You Know Who I Am?" When They Found Him Urinating In Public.
Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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