Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

Into the Infinite

Bill and Matt struggle to start the new podcast, much like the old podcast. Eventually, they get around to introducing how they hope to continue expounding on Glengarry Glen Ross using an advanced AI they bought at a mall kiosk. Please follow us on Twitter: @gggrinfinite

Season 1 #1 – Bloma - A Whore-i-gin Story

The inaugural episode proves that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Elvis Presley gets the WWTP treatment. The first number, the numeral, the glyph gets its day in the one. The fellas discuss Hydrogen and Flogisten. Matt suggests that Blake, Roma and Mamet are number ones. The boys have some fun with some GGGR themed portmanteau. Matt wants an app for baseball scoring.  The fellas are still talking talk about hoops. John Amos gets cast and apparently put the fear of god in a in a young Bill. GGRACE spits out the first minute after a lengthy PDB and the fellas are very excited. Davey Moss is on the lam and calls his sister. Li'l Moss comes with some li'l gripes. The boys recognize that Davie Moss does his best work at 10PM or 8AM. Matt tells everyone which bottle is best to pee into when driving a car. Davie Moss is running hot, and running scared. Bill gets an old-man cramp while seated, and podcasting. Music credits: Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5 Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Season 1 #2 – Get On The Goddamn Ark

The fellas start with some Gummie talk. Matt does his best to dumb down the deuce. Bill tells us of an acquaintance who has an “odd” perception. Glyph descriptions are bad for podcasting. Matt tells us the origin of the cat’s hatred of water. Helium raises us up and gets discussed. Cryogenics are for freezing Walt Disney, right? Hey Dorito, stay out of my taste combo. Pitchers and catchers report early to the podcast. Bill’s bathroom habits are once again brought to the fore. Matt wonders if Dolph Schayes full name is Adolph? Two guys say “Canaan” for way too long. Baylen is on a manhunt. Bill takes the day of the week to task, because thats what HE does. Old guys talking about old technology, should really be a segment on this podcast. Baylen took the week to compile a Dave “Moss”-ier. Baylen nearly orgasms at the sight of an Arby’s. Matt asks bill which jingle he’d play for Dave. We get a WWDMT. Matt and GGRACE continue to have contentious interactions. Bill brings the worst Quote Corner that anyone’s ever heard. Music Credits Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5 Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Season 1 #3 – Prince Shelly in a Can

Bill makes Matt uncomfortable from the get-go. The fellas share the various things they collect. Eighth grade geometry rears its ugly head. The virtues of lithium are presented. Jesus is on the undercard at the Garden and enjoys a root beer. Shelly is in the can and wants out. What does one wear to visit a convict? Proper usage of the word "bubula" is suggested. Shelly's lawyer is a mystery but we're not gonna worry about it. Life Coach Winegardner helps Zatt Mumbo navigate negotiations and spoonerisms. Shelly may be due for a shanking. Bill pitches some marketing slogans to Zumbo and it goes exactly how you would expect. Finally, the great Denzel Washington gets the WWTP treatment and it goes exactly how you would expect. Music Credits Noire #1 by Music By Pedro https://goo.gl/sJT2e8 Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Season 1 #4 – Back to the Office

The fellas can't help quoting GGGR. Things get spicy with some tetragon and beryllium. FDR confuses bus drivers. A new planetary nomenclature meets the Italian Stallion, who, ironically, is not one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Paul McCartney stops by for a WWTP. Rony Seikaly has no nose. How does he smell? Awful. George has a heart to heart with Williamson. Hiding at work is an American tradition, along with nougat. Music credits Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5 Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co