Delightfully unsophisticated, these aren’t the movie recaps you expect—but they are the ones you deserve. Join us every Friday as we dive into a new movie, bringing the story to life in a brand new format. With immersive storytelling from two published authors, pearl-clutching jokes, character roasts, and hilarious banter, you can expect 45-50 mins of pure entertainment.
Episodes
4 hours ago
4 hours ago
On the heels of TTPD's release we needed to feel... Well, tortured. Emotionally mangled. Cruel manipulation. Some less than honorable intentions if you will. And this movie delivered from the joyless, unsupervised teenagers, all the way to the vehicular manslaughter and a surprise funeral revenge plot? Yes, please.
7 days ago
7 days ago
When Miss Americana and a London Boy fall in love one cruel summer, nothing is ever all to well with them again. So long London. That mastermind is glittering elsewhere now. Welcome to The Department. Is it a college? A psych ward? A morgue? We're about to find out.
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Child Sacrifice To Whom? (Movie Recap, Awake)
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Purely Delightful Feminine Rage (Movie Recap, Damsel)
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
We will never forgive TikTok for delaying our watching of "Damsel," the 2024 dark fantasy starring the phenomenal Millie Bobby Brown. This movie is all about feminine rage and revenge, so buckle up girly pop, we are diving into a deep pit to settle some old royal family debts. Not willingly, of course. That's where the rage part comes in. Join us for our hilarious recap of the young maiden who refused to die a virgin.
Friday Mar 29, 2024
The D Always Finds A Way (Movie Recap, Upgraded)
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Friday Mar 29, 2024
When an ambitious young woman tells a little white lie on a plane to impress the hot British guy beside her, she has no idea how far she will have to take it. After all, doesn't she know the first rule of a rom-com? The stranger sitting beside you on a plane is someone who you will FOR SURE have to deal with for the rest of your life.
On our search for a modern Rom-Com that ticks all our boxes brought us to the 2024 romantic comedy Upgraded, staring Camila Mendes, Archie Renaux, and our queen Marisa Tommie (who should be wearing a cape and eating men). Did this rom-com do it for us? You'll have to tune in to find out. But I'll give you a spoiler: we had a blast recapping it and laughed our little heads off.
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Let's Ruin A Wedding (Movie Recap, Anyone But You)
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Rose was dying to watch Anyone But You for the podcast. A rom-com enemies to lovers feature two hot actors? This was right up our alley. However, while we usually lovingly drag movies over the coals, this movie we tie to train tracks. This movie really got us going. So buckle up and prepare, we are on our bullshit this episode. Hilarity ensues. Hope you enjoy!
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Men Should Prob Fear Women More (Movie Recap, You Get Me)
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
This episode we recap the wacky thriller You Get Me staring Bella Thorne and a grown man trying to pass for a teenage boy. When young guy finds the perfect window during his 24hr break up from his girlfriend to hook up with another girl, he gets what he deserves--an obsessed stalker who infiltrates his life, seduces his friends, and takes out anyone in the way. We aren't sure what the game plan is here, but it's pure girlboss energy, to be honest with you. This movie is so bad it's good. Don't miss our hilarious and unserious recap/discussion of this movie. You know what to expect: great storytelling (if we do say so ourselves), hilarious banter, two best friends vibing. What are you waiting for?
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Low-Key Sociopath Vibes (Movie Recap, Players)
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Friday Mar 08, 2024
This week we bring you a the 2024 Netflix original Players staring Gina Rodriguez and Damon Wayans Jr. We follow a group of friends who specialize in running small cons to trick unsuspecting strangers into sleeping with them. They find their match in a prestigious reporter who is the kind of man you freeze your eggs for. This is the first time that they are playing for keeps and they are committed to help their fellow group member land this guy. Are these people sociopaths? Maybe. But do they deserve love? We don't think so. Still, join in for our hilarious recap and movie discussion. Unserious, humorous, fun banter. Just two best friends being generally unhinged, you'll love it.
Friday Mar 01, 2024
It's Just Body Spray, But Okay (Movie Recap, Twilight)
Friday Mar 01, 2024
Friday Mar 01, 2024
We present to you, our magnum opus. Our work of art. What this podcast has been building to. The culmination of almost three years of honing our wit and banter, our ability to balance unserious with dark confessionals. We are here recapping your all time favorite movie, don't even lie, we know it's Twilight.
If you listened to our Midnight Sun recap episode (ep 4) you are not allowed to bring receipts to this episode. We are different people than we were back then, maybe better...maybe worse.
Hope you enjoy!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Aren't You A Little Ashamed? (Movie Recap, Crossroads)
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Buckle up, besties. We're going on a roadtrip down memory lane. This week we recap the 2002 movie Crossroads, staring Zoe Saldana, Terry Manning, and OFCOURSE Britney Spears. There's magic to these early 2000s movies that we wish we could bubble it up, wether it be reminiscing on the trauma that era imposed on us, or losing your V card to a felon...it's all fun and games until Dad flies in looking for you. Don't miss this hilarious recap of this coming of age story slash Britney Spears concert.