Ever want to say something to some a-hole who has ripped you off or is giving you some sh*t? Well, you can use me to get your point across. This is the censored version for those of you whose sphincters clench at the very thought of colorful metaphors. The UNCENSORED version is 99 cents.
"Why don't you have a big steaming cup of shut the f*ck up and while you're at it, have a big cool glass of kiss my @$$. It's on the same shelf as go f*ck yourself!"