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Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Arts:Books

Ballerina Vallerina

Ballerina Vallerina

2023-03-05
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Bowing, Mewling, and Arching, oh my! 

The Gods have arrived and they are ready to fight for your vaginas…but only after global warming. Do you taste sounds, command shadows, and have a burning sensation in your fingers? Well sounds like you have…hemorrhoids. Please consult your doctor before sacrificing yourself in a universal war that makes no sense but leads to a sex scene so we’re rolling with it. This is gibberish. This is nonsensical. This is… fantasy. You're welcome.  

Oh yeah…and the book is Shadow and Ice by Gena Showalter (aka Christine Feehan’s BFF).

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