We promised we'd be normal about Hot Chakotay, but we lied
An incomplete list of people with whom Anika compares Hot Chakotay:
Wolverine
Deanna Troi in "A Fistful of Datas"
Russell Crowe
Aragon
Dal finally finds his mentor
Chakotay: not a girl dad
Ma'jel is too gay for this. She is here for the girls and the non-binary babes and wants no part of whatever Hot Chakotay has going on
Gwyn and Dal and sharing leadership
Chakotay and Hologram Janeway's codependent relationship
Is it possible the TNG crew didn't try very hard to reach Beverly?
It took 30 years, but we finally found someone we don't ship with Kathryn Janeway
Content warning: the Antimatter Pod Shipping News is more than usually not appropriate for kids this week. Yes, when we're talking about the kids show. We're the problem with fandom.