So what do cowboys, indians, aliens, clowns, laser slap bracelets, phallic gold-mining alien ships, cotton candy testes, electric circus tents, and kids with knives have in common? Absolutely nothing! Except a place in this podcast, of course, which this week takes on the new 'Cowboys and Aliens' movie along with the "kult klassic" (according to Justin) 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space.' J and K's opinions differ on which movie is the better of the two, though both are down for siphoning off some gold through a twisty straw. ...What? That made no sense to you? Well dag nabit! You'll just have to watch both of these here movies, woncha, Colonel Crabbypants? This podcast is rated a strong PG-13, for allusions to body parts and Olivia Wilde in general.