Santa Claus: The Movie is a (you guessed it!) movie about the origins of Santa... but only for the first half. The second half is a bizarre tale about Dudley Moore unwittingly helping John Lithgow take down Santa Claus. In our first annual "Holiday Movie Fiasco Fiesta" we try to answer some burning questions about this Christmas non-classic, such as "Did Santa really die at the beginning of the film?", "Why doesn't Santa like homeless children?", and "Does Brad Pitt have an English accent in Fight Club?". Grab your magical glowing lollipops, put away your crappy wooden Elf Made toys, and join us as we try to save Santa Claus: The Movie from an exploding flying car!