Ever wonder what not to say if you're trying to get a job at Disneyland? On this episode, Matt shares some answers to that question along with other stupid resume inclusions, and recounts his encounter with the neighborhood's Korean Zombie. Shasta rants about status updates that should be banned from Facebook and ponders why anything titled "Tickle His Pickle" should be available for purchase online. Then - a bedtime story...in true Matt fashion. Dude, just jam it in.