Tonight we discuss the true meaning of patriotism: to fight for one's right to ride a manatee without the government telling you to stop. Then in other stirring patriotic news, we discuss rich people problems, weird news from England, and questions from Twitter. This week also marks the debut of two new segments: Shasta's Slutty Closet and WRN Podcast Review. And yes, Shasta wears a schoolgirl outfit throughout the entire show. GOD BLESS 'MERIKA.