Uh oh - Shasta's Slutty Closet almost shut down Twitter today! In this episode, we talk about her epic boobs on display in her Miller Lite bikini (while holding a shotgun nonetheless), and how it got our fanbase abuzz on Twitter. We also discuss the latest in animal penis news, tell horrifying hoarder stories, and ponder why the government wants to study obese lesbians. Plus, we review VampCast and make fun of horrible Harry Caray impressions that others have attempted. Oh and did we mention Shasta's amazing rack? Because yeah....that happened. We are changing lives up in this bitch.