There is nothing beautiful about a penis or balls. That much is clear from this episode. But if you aren't tuning in just to have that question answered, we have plenty more to talk about, including WickedCon 2014, dogs eating testicles, and how Otter Pops could have quelled the Trayvon Martin protests. Additionally, we talk about Shasta's new flag bikini, French Canadians, and idiotic adults celebrating their "birthday week". As we've stated many times before, we don't promise excellence, just good BS.