Disclaimer - apparently everything Matt says tonight is racist. On this episode, we talk about why Shasta can't wear white bikinis, how Matt has been told he needs to have a "Biblical marriage," recount the story of the greatest Halloween party ever, and mercilessly mock a momblogger who blames girls for her sons getting boners. And bonus! Matt has a new life goal: to attend an over-the-top gay wedding. Boom.