It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day, but that hardly matters. Because sometimes life gives you a special gift - and in our case, that gift is Klaus, the Intense Dance Dad. And boy, do we love him. Tonight you'll get to hear all about his bitch fit, how Hispanic children always end up in Shasta's butt at Disneyland, and how Matt wants to attend a Drag Queen festival in Topeka. You'll also hear the story of how Matt really wanted to say "your mom" to someone on Facebook, but didn't. Do ya like podcasts, matey? Cuz you're listening to one.