Do you know what that high five from Klaus was for? Us bringing our best effort. Tonight you'll find out what that sounds like when a horse eats Rice Krispies, hear all about a "better-than-sex" cake Matt made, and discover that our friend who has sex with pool rafts may not have been as monogamous as we once thought. We talk a lot about balls/salad tossing, an insulation vacuum turned nail cannon, and find out what the Archeologist of Cool Sh*t has found for us this week. Here's a hint: it involves Shasta's boobs. Then we lovingly top it all off with a racist man shoving a fire extinguisher up his butt. Pretty standard, really.