Have you ever eaten so much pork that you experience Porkanoia? That's right - paranoia brought on by pork adrenaline. If you haven't, you'll get to know all about it on tonight's episode. Now that we're no longer high, we get down to important discussions on issues like the sexual orientation of home improvement hosts, how douchey the family "Christmas Jammies" Christmas card video is, and how teenage boys react to the song "Let's Butt*uck Tonight" when accidentally played at school. Plus, Klaus may be getting a run for his money from a new contender, Shasta learns way too much about a woman on a public bus, and you'll learn all new lyrics to "Feliz Navidad". It's an informative episode, for sure.