It's a very Merry Christmas here, and we are overjoyed to share the holiday with you all. Not really, we just promised we would so we kinda feel obligated. So you get yet another stirring testament to podcasting without prepared content, wherein we give you a play-by-play of Christmas Day, Shasta takes a cookie break (complete with song), and Matt accidentally says "toss the vag salad" for some reason. You'll also be introduced to Shasta's new segment called "Crass Bitch", find out if today's pork crown roast caused another panic attack, and you'll even get to hear some favorite Christmas tunes. Merry f-ing Christmas, people. This podcast is the only present you need.