Tonight's theme is basically Matt making fun of Shasta for an entire hour - whether it's over pronunciation of city names in Florida, or doorbells on cars, it's non-stop. Somewhere between all the jokes at her expense, we manage to talk about the Polar Vortex, really uncomfortable wedding nights, and a whole lot about visits with friends who listen to this show. You'll also hear about stupid things people from NorCal say, people masturbating in delis, and Matt does an impression of a drunk birthday girl. But most importantly, you'll be able to say that you were present for the soon-to-be-infamous Giant Bag of Pinecones Debate of 2014. It'll be something to tell your grandchildren about.