When a show starts off with a fresh dump by the cats, you know it's going somewhere special. Tonight, Matt has a lot from Facebook to bitch about, including a stupid quote from the Ugliest Woman Alive, a very strange wedding selfie hashtag, and fat people running half marathons. From there you'll get to hear all about what our daughter sings while pooping, how there are seemingly a lot of hot chicks that do curling, and why you shouldn't bag on exes. To top it off we talk Canadian beers (we actually knew one!), a stereotypical story concerning rib throwing, and the perils of importing donkey genitalia into New Zealand. Trust us - it's important to know all this.