Tim Ferlito rejoins the crew for this week's review of Mortal Bones: City of Instruments... Boney Instruments: City of Mortals... Bone City: Instrumentally Mortal... wait... Mortal Instruments: City of Bones! Lilly Collins makes a return appearance as Bella Clary, a young woman who discovers that she is not a mere muggle mundane, but is actually the offspring of Shadowhunters, a sect of invisible demon hunters living in an giant invisible building in the middle of Brooklyn called Hogwarts The Institute. When her mother is abducted by the Clave, a Shadowhunter splinter cell, Clary must find the Holy Grail Mortal Cup before ex-Shadowhunter Valentine can get his grubby little paws on it, all while spearheading the creepiest love triangle this side of The Canyons! We're hoping the planned sequel to Mortal Instruments is mercifully put to sleep like a rabid werewolf. Grab your steam punky weapons, DRINK OUT OF THE CUP, and join us as hire Magnus Bane to erase Mortal Instruments: City of Bones from our memories!