Wanna hear Matt talk for a good twenty minutes in a gay South American accent? Of course you do! You'll get to hear that plus lots of other super gay stuff on tonight's episode. For instance, did you know Matt once had a great idea for a gay dude ranch? Or maybe you'd like to hear how most Christian music has evolved into homoerotic breathy mumbling. We also briefly touch on earthquakes, NCAA brackets, and Shasta's "narrow category." So yes, this episode makes absolutely no sense...as usual.