Massive news: we bought a pet lobster! You'll get to hear all about Lobsteve and his amazing adventures, but just you wait, there's plenty more. For instance, we debate whether Jesus was the original Iron Man, we pay a visit to a Serbian nanny named Shlobma Knob, and we get to hear about a Wu-Tang Clan member cutting off his penis and leaping from a balcony for no apparent reason. Also, you'll get to hear all the sexual positions that would make great assistance dog names, how one of Shasta's students got his first boner and then went to the aquarium, and Matt's creepy idea for a Craigslist ad. And lastly, we debate whether or not a dapper and elegant vagina would resemble Mayor McCheese. This is important stuff.