Hope you're ready to talk religion because we sure are. We start with the revelation that the Apostle John was a bitchy, effeminate hate mail writer, and it all goes downhill from there. We discuss militant Jews, washing your ass before attending mosque, and how Jesus may have been a horse rancher in the midwest. In addition to the religious discussions, we also talk about giant penises, ball sucking, and dreams about scratching your ass. Sadly, Matt still can't remember what he wanted to say about scrotums, but luckily Shasta saves the day with a super awesome butt sprayer story. Man we're good at this.