Have you ever been through a valley on a horse with no legs? Or have you ever yelled "F you!" to a kid at the Disneyland Hotel pool? Well, spoiler alert, Matt accomplished one of those life goals this week. Tonight you'll also get to hear about our bird farting during an important phone call, how grits apparently make gay children, and we'll have an update on the Booty Pop ass enhancing underwear. We also dive into the world of lawn jockeys, Shasta's waffle that smells like cat pee, and more secret recordings of Donald Sterling, discovered by us. So be ready for all that.