There are a great many things in this episode that we instantly regret. Some are kind of racisty, some are overtly sexual, and some involve Jesus farting during the Second Coming while playing a toy trumpet. (Really let that all sink in for a moment.) Once you're ready to move on, we also talk about squirting, buttsex, our daughter's bad language, vagina inspections, and dildo-themed costume parties. If that's not enough, we talk how we could have made Michael Sam's draft party even more gay, weed tasting tours, and Shasta plays the most perfect Cards Against Humanity answer to date. Boom.