Tonight, Matt opens the show with a jazzy tune about cooters that's sure to capture your hearts. If you can make it past that without swooning, our topics include having sex with dolphins, The World Cup, churches inexplicably following us our podcast, and stupid people hashtagging that they're #CollageBound! You'll also hear about diverticulitis (again), why camping is stupid, and how there doesn't appear to be an Olive Garden in Medicine Hat, Alberta. Then, if you're here long enough, we proudly present some of the responses we've gotten to our fake Ashley Madison profile. Hint: one of them may or may not look like Saddam Hussein and have a wife he can make available for hot fun. I mean who could say no to THAT combo, right?