We think you're actually going to learn something this week. We certainly did. For instance, ever wonder why we say "balls to the wall"? Or maybe where you can get a great breakfast sandwich in California? Well good news, we have the answers to these life-altering questions and more. Tonight we will discuss topics like the 50 Shades of Grey trailer, which musical instruments are definitely NOT sexy for women to play, and we get a hilariously graphic Letter from Ashley all about a variety of terms for vaginas and bodily juices. Somewhere in all that, we have an impromptu interview with our daughter who is very upset to learn that a good friend of ours has shaved his beard. Pretty standard, really.