Our very good friends Matt and Melanie of Beardie and the Beast have returned from their podcasting hiatus to join us tonight, and we couldn't be more happy about that. Some of tonight's topics include: things we hate about this season of True Blood, what happened to Matt's beard, and what would happen if we were on an episode of Wife Swap. You'll hear all about Melanie's obsession with ranch, we get some more fascinatingly disgusting Letters From Ashley, and we seek scientific evidence behind the phenomenon known as "mountain ass". Toward the end, it all devolves into impressions, buttsex, and hummus. And yes, Harry Caray makes another appearance. So sit back, relax, and enjoy two hours of idiocy.