We begin tonight's festivities with a discussion on ugly breasts, whether or not Canadian women hibernate, and whether or not aliens need an embassy. You might not think those three things could be related but just you wait - they sure as hell are. Also up for discussion tonight: fartmeal, inventing a new Spanish word, ways you can use an infrared camera inappropriately, and specifics on how Matt plans to get less fat. Letters from Ashley yields a surprise from one of our listeners, we learn about Matt's feelings on areola size, and we even inadverently invent a new term for Twitter. So if all that sounds dumb and pointless, you'd be absolutely right. And we couldn't be prouder of that fact.