You'd better get your thesaurus ready for tonight's episode as our Letters from Ashley get pretty intense. There's incredibly awful metaphor, a mention of an intra-labial ravine of love, and we eagerly await and beg for the arrival of penis. Yes all those things happen and they are utterly amazing. But before we get to all that, we'll discuss fall TV we are looking forward to, Matt's dad's country band, and The Great Butter Shortage of World War II. Also we find time to talk about names for Matt's new podcast about fat guys, an always-naked man in the gym, and ideas for our impending 100th episode. So stick around - it's super sexy up in this bitch.