Would you like to hear all about Matt's balls this week? Well if not, go ahead and tune out now. Otherwise, you're in for a very informative explanation of how Matt's balls were handled by a very sexy young woman, and why that's totally ok with Shasta. Also we will discuss Carl's Jr. Christmas star ornaments, La Befana, and why we love Black Friday. We also find time amidst the scrotum discussions to analyze the domestic violence stances of both the NFL and Digiorno Pizza, why your poop may be green, and why Shasta should know better than to show Matt any picture of sexy pajamas ever. And after all that, we find a way to end the show with yet another story about scrotums. I guess we're just nuts like that.