Once a year, we visit the gay pumpkin patch and anxiously await the arrival of the Great Butt Pumpkin. But this year, some douchebag flagged it on Facebook as offensive, and now we have absolutely no idea what to do. Halloween is officially ruined. Once we get beyond that bit of bad news, we have lots of fun topics tonight including places Shasta should get pierced, a quick review of Matt's yearly trip to the south, and exactly how hairy Matt's ass is and in what places said hair is located. We also find time for more Letters from Ashley, we discuss the absolutely horrible job candidates Matt interviewed, and Shasta can't remember why she almost hooked up with someone she hated. So to basically summarize it all, it's a Halloween episode with lots of butt stuff. Enjoy.